I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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