idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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