Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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