pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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