scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
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I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.