Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.