hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
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Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Come share oat with me in your robe
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
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Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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