It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
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It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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