Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
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He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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