Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
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I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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