Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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