at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
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I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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