Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
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You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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