Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
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I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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