shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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