at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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