Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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