Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
She announced her abortion via fbk
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
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I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
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