no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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