if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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