the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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