In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
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It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I believe in your delicious
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He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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