but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
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For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Come share oat with me in your robe
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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