Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
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Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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