8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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