Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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