i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
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We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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