Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
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you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
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well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
He better not be in your backpack
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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