Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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