This is not my ceiling
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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