OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
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I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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