She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
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Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
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If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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