Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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