I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
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I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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