kristin has been a bad kristin
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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