dude i'm inner monologue high
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I love having hate sex.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
