fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
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isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
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Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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