I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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