I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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