Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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