There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
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You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
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he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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