Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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