I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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