Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
jump out the window naked night went bad
Randomize
