I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
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