And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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