i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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