i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Banned from zoo.
Again?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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