I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Randomize
