whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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