i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
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Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
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If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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