everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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