i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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