at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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