If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
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It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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