I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
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so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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