i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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