That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
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im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
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Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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