I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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