mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
my poor anus
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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