i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
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I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
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Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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