Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
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i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
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