I just cut my nipple shaving
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
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I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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